Our Beers

Hauser Hazy IPA


  • Style:  Smiley and shaven…to the top of his head
  • Tunes:  So easy going. Could be Kimbo’s country or his kids' pop
  • Most Likely To:  Outsmart you…at everything
  • Spirit Animal:  Bulldog
  • Beer:  Colorado Style Hazy IPA
  • ABV: 7.0%
  • IBUs:  45

Rocko Wit


  • Style:  Elvis glasses & eBay sportscoats
  • Tunes:  Cake…or Rob Zombie
  • Most Likely To:  Shotgun a beer (or 3)
  • Spirit Animal:  Wolverine…or any wild weasel
  • Beer:  Belgian Wit
  • ABV:  5.5%
  • IBUs: 12